英語メール
こんにちは!
英検・TOEIC・ビジネス英語・英会話に効くブログ
「英語でハッピー!」のトニーです!
今回の英語メールはレズビアンの友人から送られてきたゲイの客室乗務員の話!
これは作り話かもしれませんが。
もしそうだとしたら、アラブ人をネタにしているところが
少々キケンだと思いますが・・・。
Fw: Gay Flight Attendant
My flight to Perth was being served by an obviously
gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone
in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle,
he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
Sidling up to her, he said... "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big nasty noisy engines but I asked you to raise
your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch!"
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